Doctor's visit goodies

Today readers, we'll be cooking up a fun recipe.

Ingredients for a balanced daily menu (serves 1):

• Immodium instant
• Barexal
• Enterol
• Co-bisoprolol
• Malarone
• Motilium instant
• Ibuprofen
  

Mix it all up with a nice glass of cool water and enjoy your meal!

Dr. Nigella Lawson.